The Porn Loser series is based on the website PornLoser.com. In every episode, the bumbling incompetent tries his dick at making porn videos with extremely hot girls but he never quite gets his videos right. He just fucks it up technically. He gets the hard wood up all right, screws them no better or worse than the average dude...he's no pounding stud...and can give them a decent amount of man-goo on their pretty faces and on their tongues...which seems to leak out more than spurt out (he really should see a doctor about that). The Porn Loser nails a hot bitch named Alicia in this episode. If she thought she was on her way to porn success fucking this dude, man, did she screw up.

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Tori must have thought she was on her way to success in the porn world by creating the annoying name "Cumstar.” That was kinda jumping the gun, especially when she decided to answer the Loser's ad as opposed to say, "The Ten Inch dick Army.” Tori is very cute in the girl-next-door way. She's like the kind of cute girl who takes pictures of herself and her girlfriends getting drunk and making hand signs at a club and then posts them on Myspace, Flickr or Webshots. Tori is more proactive than most girls the Loser hires to bang. This is her first porn vid. She enjoys stripping her clothes off in a natural, unpolished way. "Do you like my vagina?" she says to him. She wants to be a total porn whore in the pro-porn movie industry. "I want to make you real hard. I always have these crazy ideas about sex, and I masturbate like crazy. I'm a Gemini. I'm really sexually open. I told my sister I'm doing this." The Loser...the Don Knotts of porn...fumbles as usual. We really wish this clod would man-up. These chicks are here to serve you, asshole. Stop being a wimp. Ah, what's the use...

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Andi is very sexy and attractive. How she wound up answering the Porn Loser's ad for XXX starlets is something we'll never know or give a crap about, honestly. But we did enjoy this idiot's porn audition with her, oddly enough. It was her we liked seeing, not him. It's sorta like seeing a guy trip and fall down in the street. You have to look. So what does the Loser do when this sexy girl, who's ready to do anything he says, awaits his orders? What does the Loser do? He asks Andi about her friends and relatives. He asks, "What are you going to do if they find out?" The worst thing he could ask her. That's as bad as asking what she's going to do if she gets pregnant from his cum. Then he asks her if she's nervous, because he is nervous himself. Like we said, he's a fucking moron. Andi is so attractive, we'd have made a bunch of videos with her. She's girlfriend material.

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Fact is, the girls the Porn Loser hires for his crappy videos are, for the most part, quite sexy with nice bodies. Some of them are very pretty. They tend to be Amateur, Naughty Neighbors magazine-type girls. Slim, trim with little titties, firm butts and shaved pussies. Yes, very nice, as Borat might say. We'd certainly consider shooting them for NN had they cum our way. But, like we've pointed out, the fucking Loser got them first and soiled them with his custard-like jizz, which is usually past its expiration date. As one of the TSG staffers says, "The truth is that when the Loser sent us his tapes, our first instinct was to send them right back. But then we realized that in a world in which production values are often too slick, image has become everything and the word "Amateur" has lost all meaning, what the Loser had produced was real, Amateur porn that's clearly not the work of a professional. Amateur porn that feels like the real thing. Because it is. So we created Pornloser.com as well as released several DVDs. ”Porn Loser is like the Ed Wood of the porn world and this series is like his own Plan 9 From Outer Space.

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Porn Loser is based on the website Pornloser.com and the DVD volumes of the same name. In this opener, two TSG staffers are at an editing deck, discussing the footage created by the Porn Loser. As one of them put it: "These are the adventures--or misadventures--of a porn-stud wannabe who found out that being a porn stud and director isn't nearly as easy as it looks. He had the guts to do what few have dared to do. Porn Loser is the most amateur porn ever filmed--porn so bad, it's good. The camera shakes. Sometimes the angles aren't quite right. The lighting? Not professional at all. However, the chicks he fucks are hot as hell, little fuck dolls who'll do anything to achieve stardom." Heather Anne is the first girl to get the Loser treatment in this first episode. This dude is a real schlub. But he does have the satisfaction of saying that he soiled hot girls with his rancid semen. At least he didn't quit his day job, which was mopping the cum off the floor at a peepshow theater in Los Angeles. He wanted his face blurred so people can't recognize him and egg his car. Visit the PornLoser.com site and take a look around when you're done with this episode.

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Even when Alexis is feeling sleepy or lazy, she wants to fuck and fuck good. She'll never lay there and count the cracks in the ceiling while the dude does all the labor. "I'm quite introverted in my personal life, but on the set, I become a bit of an animal," Alexis revealed. "It's nice because there's the porno Alexis and then there's the real me. I can go back and forth between the two. I live my porno life and then I live my normal life, and I definitely need to be able to differentiate between the two, which I do. Porn is fantasy, and it's an amazing fantasy to be part of because I can come to work and live out these most outrageous fantasies and then just go home and be totally normal and do laundry. Clean up the cats' poo and stuff like that." When SCORE first photographed her in some rather staid solo pictorials a few years ago, no one predicted that she'd transform into one of the world's dirtiest and sexiest porn stars. And we're glad she did.

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What happens when a group of porn stars spend the afternoon in one room? They go fucking wild. All of the women are good and nasty but the real dirty stand-out is Kim Chambers who just exults in taking the penis in her pussy and mouth and eating a big load of man-cream. One dude fucks Roxy Rider and Davia Ardell. Another bangs Mesha Lynn. A third hammers slinky Ashley Renee. It's non-stop fucking and blowing. It's a good thing these guys were pro studs because the average man would be pressed to keep up with these demanding porn sluts.

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"I'm Cherokee Indian and Italian and a little bit of English," Deanna Baldwin revealed in an interview. Before Deanna decided to take advantage of her fantastic body, she was a waitress. "I used to work at Hooters. All the customers would hit on me in their own ways. Some were coy, others were direct. I enjoyed the attention and I did well. All Hooters Girls do well. Then I got first place in an Amateur Night contest at Deja Vu after I entered on a whim. I don't know...I figured I might as well share the wealth! I just kept going and started to travel to clubs in different cities. It's not well known but there's an unorganized migration of exotic dancers around America, like Gypsies. We work at a club for a few months and then move on to the next city. Some girls do this alone, others travel in twos or threes. We live in monthlies and other short-term lease apartments. What do I like best about modeling and dancing? Probably being able to make love to peoples' eyes. Other dancers are not jealous of me, I think, because I'm not really famous...I never became well-known like other girls in SCORE. In bed I love titty-fucking...that's one of my favorites...and my specialty. Guys who love boobs, they love that. Some are too shy to ask for it but they all want to do it."

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The Tit-Fuck Tryout team spots the impressively stacked Alexis Silver in a parking lot. Alexis gets into the Tit-Mobile with the last of the Boobologists. He declares her 100% natural after a hands-on inspection. There's no time to waste so they rush back to headquarters. The Boobologist immediately helps Alexis out of her top and sucks her nipples. She wastes no time stiffening his Johnson with her English lips. Alexis gets on her back for her tit-fucking. Alexis alternates between sucking the head of the dong and squeezing it between her melons, buffing and rubbing the pole with her jugs. They switch between tit-fucking and twat-fucking. Alexis hits her stride when she takes the breasts-on-top position and boob-buffs his shaft. Alexis gets on her hands and knees for a shag from behind, and takes him in her tight British twat. He busts his nut all over Alexis. All the girls were great but there can be only one. She also earned extra points for cheerfully licking up the nut off her melons. It was a close race but Alexis is ultimately chosen as the winner of the Tit-Fuck Tryouts. Will there ever be a rematch?

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Whitney Stevens is our next Tit-Fuck Tryout candidate to meet The Boobologist in the Tit-Mobile. Whitney is so easygoing and complacent, she seems almost too good to be true. Examining Whitney's succulent jugs with his experienced hands, he declares them 100% natural. Taking her back to Tit-Fuck Tryout headquarters, The Boobologist removes Whitney's top so he can lick her young, sweet breasts. He orders Whitney to get on her back and straddles her, then slides his tubesteak through her fresh cleavage. To prove she is the best titty-fucker, Whitney swaps positions with him and aggressively bangs his aching pole with her big, tender breasts. And that's only the beginning in this hooter-filled episode of Tit-Fuck Tryouts. Don't miss it.

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The Tit-Fuck Tryout squad is looking for another candidate when they see Brianna Bragg wheeling a shopping cart across the parking lot of a supermarket. Mmmm, now that's a prime candidate. They hone in on her cleavage and pursue. They throw their pitch to Brianna and, being an easygoing girl curious about The Boobologist, she agrees to meet him. Brianna shows the TFT team her 36DD natural tits in the backseat. The Boobologist can't keep from touching them. At TFT headquarters, The Boobologist gives Brianna her breast tests. After he's as hard as an iron pipe from her precious mouth and tongue pleasuring his tubesteak, the tit-screw begins! Chalk up another win for The Boobologist. Girls do the whackiest things, don't they? Good luck, Brianna! Boob-bang that dong with all of your skills!

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Gianna appreciates a man's hot pole sliding between her hooters, filling up her drooling mouth and thrusting into her tight, contracting beaver. Because she's that kind of girl. The breast-maven's two female scouts approached Gianna and asked her to meet their boob-lord for a big-tit challenge. At first, she thought they were crazy. Crazy like foxes. She was on the dude like a true champion of chest as soon as she met him. After a slurpy BJ in his van, she returned with him to Tit-Fuck Tryout headquarters for the real deal...a nasty, hot fucking pounder of a bed breaker. Gianna is a total porn tit-slut who takes great pride in her fucking. Who will win the Tit-Fuck Tryout?

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Our boob scouts spot Kerra Dawson in a mall. She is on the phone and having a smoke. Kerra has 38-inch boobs but only stands 4'10”. This means, she is almost as tall laying down as she is standing up. They ask if Kerra could meet the The Boobologist in his van. Now normally, Kerra would never go off to meet a stranger but the idea of a guy who is a breast-scholar interests her and she does carry a .45 in her purse. After a hands-on examination by The Boobologist, she's asked if she will enter a tit-fucking competition. The award is a modeling contract. Kerra enjoys anything to do with big boobs, so she agrees. Back at the Titty-Fuck Headquarters, Kerra dresses in a negligee and sees The Boobologist again. "What do I have to do?” she asks him. "Just look good,” he answers. The breast-sex games begin. Kerra's boobs, mouth and vagina are about to be filled, stuffed, poked, banged and cummed on.

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For you guys who appreciate a big, dirty-talking woman, Dusty Rose is for you. She is fit to be called a Busty dick Worshipper. Dusty immediately peels out of a denim outfit that laces up the front and talks a lot about her enormous titties and what she wants to do with your staff. Fittingly, when Dusty removes her top, she's wearing a lacy, dusty rose-colored bra. That comes off and Dusty finds a small piece of rope that she ties around her hangers to help press them together. She takes the end of the rope and loops it around Big Tony's dick, which she then presses in between her flesh pillows. He gets a very enthusiastic titty-fuck before Dusty goes to work with her mouth. Dusty uses a lot of tongue, always commendable, although her blowjob could use more slobber and spit. After some extensive oral ministrations, Dusty's fuck-pal is so worked up that he grabs her boobs and wraps them around his prick for another round of titty-fucking. Dusty follows his lead and does another enthusiastic T-F. Dusty grabs her rope again and wraps it around her breasts. One great shot has us looking down at Dusty as she continues to move her breasts up and down. Finally, Dusty gets on her back and gets some dick. Then Dusty goes for a ride, cowgirl style. Dusty bounces up and down on his man-meat and smothers him with her tit-flesh. We get a great view of her butt as his pole fills her. Dusty spins around for a reverse cowgirl twirl. It's a good thing for Big Tony that he's a fairly meaty guy himself because a smaller man would have been overwhelmed. When she leans back to take all of the dick, we see Dusty's entire package jiggling in a sexual frenzy. She amps up the dirty talk, telling him that she wants him to dump his load on her chest. We'd have preferred seeing Dusty jack him off with her own hands but the fact is, in most videos anywhere, the guy whacks it himself for his closing. On the other hand, Dusty gets an A for direct eye-contact as the semen flies, for her "cum-pleading” expressions and for rubbing the goo into her tit-skin like night-cream. Well done, Dusty.

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Devyn Devine is a short and busty bootycall-slut from the Seattle area by way of Brooklyn. A stripper originally, she headed to LA and Miami to do what she does best besides stripping...opening her legs. She's also well known for giving good ”deer-in-the-headlights” eye-contact when she sucks a guy's cock. After giving this dude a vacuum cleaning treatment, P.O.V. style, this little penis worshipper slides her bra back down over her titties, which are now wrapped around his big penis. Devyn pushes them together and pumps hard. She tells him to fuck her hooters, but she's the one doing all the work, bouncing up and down with her fleshy pillows, never releasing his pole, and sucking on the head. He doesn't even move when Devyn turns around. Instead, he works the head on her cunt lips as she moans. Finally, he works a little inside of her before she finally raises up a little so she can slide his entire length into her meaty snatch. Devyn pushes her big rump back into his groin. Devyn gets on all fours so he can fuck her shaved slit. Devyn is a screamer, so soon enough she is begging for him to fuck her harder and make her big hooters shake. He obliges her request, even holding her nipples up to her mouth so Devyn can give them each a lick. Missionary position seems to work better for Devyn, who seems to enjoy the deep thrusting more while laying on her back and playing with her hooters. But she's also adept at riding and does so with plenty of enthusiasm. Devyn climbs on for a reverse cowgirl ride. She bounces her full figure up and down, over and over, moaning the entire time from the dude polishing her clit with each piston-movement. At cum-time, she offers her bountiful cleavage as the target. We give Miss Devine a good rating for raunchiness and sex stamina. She is a very enthusiastic BFF (busty fuck friend) and that alone is a major quality!

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Sabryna Stone was a real hottie. This is the only adult video she ever did. Sabryna is what all women should be. The action starts with Sabryna on her hands and knees, looking into the camera. The first words out of her mouth are, "I'm here to fulfill your every fantasy.” Sabryna quickly does as she's told and sheds her dress to show off her bountiful cleavage spilling out of a pink bra. She kneels down in front of the stunt-cock and starts jacking his joystick before her melons come out of the bra and form a love pocket for his turgid tool. Sabryna pumps her hooters up and down on his rod, pausing only to lick and suck her own nipples. Sabryna does a nice job of oral, sucking and jacking him to full arousal. She spins around and shows us her meaty rump, rubbing it along his shaft. A fresh girl. He takes the opportunity to paddle her cans with both hands, turning her cheeks a bright shade of red. Finally, she slides his cock into her damp vagina. He grabs her rump with both hands and hangs on as she gives him a good, hard ride. Sabryna lifts herself off his package and goes to the bed and into a doggie style position. All Sabryna can do is grab the bedspread and hang on, screaming the whole time about how much she wants him to fuck her. Sabryna is a howler. Almost from the minute he slides his pork-pipe into her, she is moaning loudly and screaming. When he starts banging her hard and deep, Sabryna sounds like she's in heaven. He takes his cock out of her sex and flips her over before yanking her to the edge of the bed. Sabryna spreads her legs wide for him, and he goes in balls-deep, filling her hot cunt. As she bounces, he whacks her rump hard enough to leave a red mark on her right rump cheek. Sabryna climbs off and presents her hooters to him. She wants the load of jizz on her girls. Being the hot chick that she is, Sabryna does the right thing and massages the dripping guy-gravy in her chest. Why, any man would be proud to take her out for an ice cream soda and a stroll in the park.

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Sapphire is feeling herself up as she's perched on the edge of the bed. She wants to tease a bit, but, fortunately, that doesn't last too long as she peels each one of her massive mammaries out of their confinement. You can see the marks from her blue bra. Just to show you how large her natural melons are, Sapphire eases over to her fuck-buddy and tit-fucks his hand before she moves on to his other areas. His hand disappears into her chest. After his hand is freed, he alternately spanks Sapphire's ta-tas while she rests them on the bulge in his jeans. Sapphire is running the show here. She moves from using her tits to grinding her butt on his package. When she can't take it anymore, Sapphire undoes his belt, then the button fly and then yanks his member out. Sapphire doesn't mess around, popping it right into her mouth and giving him a blowjob. When Sapphire wraps her funbags around his dong, it all but vanishes. She enthusiastically bounces her tits up and down her man's shaft, for a good long while, getting ready for the main event. We go right from the tit-fucking to Sapphire being on her back and getting fucked. Check off "missionary'' on the list of some of her favorite fuck positions. He gives her cleavage a plowing before they go back to the position that started it all, with Sapphire's tits hovering over his junk. A little more massaging, and it's spunk time all over her waiting rack. Sapphire is a true man-pleaser.

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From the many letters and e-mails we've received over the years, it's clear that you enjoy clean girls. And cuming clean is what happened to busty Shantay when she graciously tried to wash the dishes in our kitchen. Instead, she created a big, bubbelicous mess and wound up taking off her wet, skintight outfit. She then spent the rest of the time feeling up her sexy body. It was a joy watching her get all wet and soppy. It looks like her place is in the kitchen...but not doing dishes.

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Bustin' Out Records executive, Ashley, receives a music video in the mail from the supersexy SCORE centerfold, Danielle Derek . After watching her video, Ashley plans to bang Danielle when she arrives for her audition. Ashley drinks the boobs-A-Poppin' fluid and when Danielle shows up, she gets fucked on Mr. Ashley's desk. He not only fucks her hard, he also pumps her asshole until he drops a load all over her boobs and face. Chalk up another conquest for the horny bastards from Bustin' Out Records.

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Bustin' Out record promoter JT visits a club to see Jade Feng, a singer from China looking for her big break in the music business after hitting it big as a SCORE model. Jade goes on stage dressed like a Japanese anime girl. Jade sings a song with lyrics about "fruit and hot sauce." "I like fruit! I like hot sauce!" the huge-busted Chinese sings. JT drinks the tits-a-poppin' fluid and pops Jade's top. The lying bastard then invites Jade to his hotel room to discuss business. He's really more interested in fucking the shit out of Jade. The record business is really a dirty game.

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